What if the Doctor’s name is just something like
Phil
You mean like this
OH
SHIT
What if the Doctor’s name is just something like
Phil
You mean like this
OH
SHIT
(Source: yesterday-u-said-tomorrow)
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I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,
That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese.
“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”
“I was born chinese”
“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”
adam and eve not adam and ling ling omg
Fucking hell.
I ONLY WANT THIS FOR THE COMMENTS
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My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
This is what terrifies me about the ocean.
the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what’s down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you’re a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo
you finally understand finding nemo
SO THEN, THIS GUY-
IS THE VOICE OF-
THIS GUY????
OH AND
ALSO
WHAT THE FU cK
((IM LIKE CRYING OK ITS TRUE OLHY FUCK))
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how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it